The SATANIC TEMPLE of Florida plans to rally on January 25 to show their support for Republican Governor Rick Scott of Florida (1). The Satanists want to show their appreciation for the Governor’s work especially in enabling them to spread their message in public schools.
Although not identified as an issue gaining Satanic support, Governor Scott certainly pleased His Satanic Majesty by forcing the State’s parents of disabled children to relinquish caring for their children by mandating placement in nursing homes. Social services professionals have projected an increase in child deaths due to the drastic change (2).
(1) If I were to read this I would think it a joke, too. So here is the reference http://www.wpbf.com/news/politics/Satanists-to-rally-in-support-of-Gov-Rick-Scott/-/8788770/18123142/-/li2157z/-/index.html
(2) Yes, this is true, too. Amazing isn’t it? http://miamiherald.typepad.com/nakedpolitics/2012/11/childs-sad-death-in-nursing-home-fuels-feds-case-against-rick-scott-administration.html